What a woman says…

This place is a mess!

C’mon! You and I need to clean up!

Your stuff is lying on the floor and You’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!

What a man hears…

blah blah blah blah blah C’MON!

YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!

blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah

NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!