Category: Funny

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations!

She asked him, “How much are you selling the eggs for?” The old seller replied, “$0.25 an egg, Madam.” She said to him, “I will

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do

A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can

Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry”. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I

A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and

A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you

John and Mary were homeowners who decided to tackle some home improvement projects themselves. One weekend, they decided to paint their living room. John said,

A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated